David.... Oh, teach me how to fail!

We here at at Iowa AIoA dearly love our good friend David.
Why you ask? Well he's such an entertaining fellow; what with his mannerisms, ridiculous verbalizations, and general twitchiness.
So, to commemorate our buddy, I have created a visual tribute to him.
Enjoy!

Here, you can see that David bares a striking resemblance to the new Pepsi logo.

David loves to go fishing, and he always learns his lesson in the end. (He fails.)

The really funny part of this picture is that David doesn't know this is just a cardboard cutout.

David calls this "Adventures of Robot Box Men." While this is admittedly epic, in David's hands, it turns all to fail.

Middle School talent show. Need I say more?

      - Lord Garrett

I Baste America

I baste America...
for our nuclear waste
our priorities misplaced
our public facilities defaced
our intentions for life spaced
our better judgments encased
our fundamental morals erased
our path of development retraced
our unwillingness to make any haste
our ancestors' accomplishments disgraced
our overseas manufactured products debased.
America's eminent apocalypse is fast being embraced.
To eradicate our nation's fast paced, ignorance based decline,
we must lambaste our distaste for raced action;
have our inaction cased then placed safe;
interlaced in braced paste forevermore.
We must write America for America.
We must write for the future
if not for anything else.
I write America.


     - Lord Garrett

Wonders Love Note.

time is slipping by
as I'm lying in your arms
every thought wondering why
nondeserving happiness


messed up back and forth
paid to destroy lives
no one knows what I'm worth
relationships do not hold


years go by without rest
unlike normal days I've had
i feel this is no longer a test
being and feeling of myself


     - Amber :D

Collection O' Randoms

I wonder how long it would him to realize I'm right as sin - it's the rest of the world that's wrong.

Does Wanting To Die Equal Loosing Your Mind?

You believe this is a game,

and you may be right.

But if you think you can

play it better than me, think

Again.

     - Amber :D

Yellow is such an oblivious color to some. Some people believe the color is ugly, yet it is the color for respect. Ironic? I would think so. Wild flowers are more gorgeous than mass produced ones. "Wild" makes it a total individual from all the rest. On their own, giving them their own perk. I want to know your opinion on colors; their meanings. And of course, my photo itself. Photography is my hobby, but I've been told by a few people that I should make it a career. Give me your personal opinion. Be a total critic, but not a douche. Be as honest as possible, without bitching me out. Tell me everything that comes to your mind when you see my photography. Every thought, comment, and rude remark. Every sense it touches...without grossing me out. Thanks; just leave a comment, dear.

     -Amber :D